I’m so fuckin’ stoked!!!!!!


I just bought two tickets to Sick of Sarah and Hunter Valentine Lady Killer Tour Part II on October 8, 2014. I can’t wait!!! Only problem is finding someone to go with me…

I’ll go with you! I mean, I’ll be there anyway, but if end up awkwardly standing around wanting someone to chat with, feel free to come find me. I’ll probably be behind HV merch table. :)


reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

except when I’m drunk. My Spanish is awesome when I’m drunk

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Who wants to come see us on tour in a couple weeks?! #LadyKillerTour2 #Sickofsarah #Huntervalentine #Abisha



I will never not reblog this gif set whenever it comes across my dash.

This gives me chills every time.

ok yes, I get the point of this and I love that guy for being a decent person and standing up. But as a Marine, all I can think, when I see this soldier out in public in his cammies, is “ugh, nasty friggin Army”

Fer reals though, I wish more people were like him, until the ignorant assholes are the ones afraid to speak up…you know, just not being a nasty soldier at a diner in a work/combat uniform 

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wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness

You’re totally not doing it right. I thought that too once, I look back on those dark years with sadness and regret. Maybe you need someone wise to show you the way, or maybe just a journey of self discovery, but I believe that you will get through to the other side and be better for it.

I barely remember the time in my life when I didn’t know the joy of curling up on the couch with a glass (then another glass…) of an amazing red blend. 

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How to Plan an Orgy with Zoie Palmer (x)

did that really just happen?

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"i think i have o.c.d. because i keep my room really clean"


"they ran out of cake-pops at starbucks i’m so depressed"


"i stayed up till like 3 am i swear i have insomnia"


"ugh my parents are so bipolar"


"i can never pay attention in class i think i have a.d.h.d"


"omg i’m so retarded"


I was just talking about this today, specifically OCD, every fucking time someone organizes something they’re being “OCD” about it. STFU

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New single out now! Download it on iTunes now!! #hvallday https://t.co/AdH1K08Ds8

also available on Amazon! Go get it. 


New single out now! Download it on iTunes now!! #hvallday https://t.co/AdH1K08Ds8

also available on Amazon! Go get it. 


White People: The Middle East is so barbaric. They’ll cut off a person’s hand just for stealing!

White People when an unarmed black kid is murdered by police in America: Yeah, but he shoplifted some cigarillos, so…

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LadyKillers rep’d at Cadillac Ranch.

LadyKillers rep’d at Cadillac Ranch.



Samantha Bee responds to a Rams defensive player who stated to ESPN that he seems to think that Michael Sam is waiting to take a shower as to not to make his teammates feel uncomfortable.

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Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

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meet the blogger

tagged by: drtessarosetorres

Rules: Just insert your answers to the questions below. Tag followers 

URL: today-im-obsessed

Name: Heather

Nickname: ugh, so many. Most common, Patty (Peppermint Patty, Patty Mayonnaise, Pattycake),  P-Funk.

Birthday: June 4nd. gaybies rule!

Gender: Female

Sexuality: lady homo

Height: 5’8”

Time Zone: Central

Current time and date: 2309, 28 Aug 2014

Average hours of sleep: uhhh avg might be 8, but that because I either sleep 2-3 or 10-14 hours

The last thing I Googled was: hahaha, “tequila and pickle juice” btw it’s called a Tijuana Hooker

My most used phrase(s): "Fucking shit fuck"

First word that comes to mind: fuckery

Last thing said to a family member: see you Saturday

One place that makes me happy and why:  no “place” really, just environments. Seeing my friends play in front of excited fans makes me the happiest

How many blankets I sleep under: one

Favorite beverage(s): ohhh, I only really drink water during the day. Fave grown up beverage would be a good strong Red Blend wine, Strongbow is up there too. 

The last movie I watched in the cinema:  Let’s Be Cops.

Three things I can’t live without: um, there are so many things I love, netflix, music, the internet, but between boot camp, being in the field, Iraq, Afghanistan, growing up poor ( like…thank God for free school lunch poor)….um I’ve literally managed to live long periods of time with just air and water. Don’t fucking take the internet from me though…or my car…or my bed…or my tv. I like my things. 

Something I plan on learning: ha, so much. I’m setting out to learn many different jobs, many different places, many different people. The goal is to learn to make things better.

A piece of advice for all my followers: Shit, I’m old and I feel like I lived even longer than I have. Take care of yourself, you can’t take care of others if you don’t take care of yourself (my psychologist is still trying to get this through my head). Mental illness is not a weakness, seek help if you need it. Don’t compromise your beliefs. Be kind always. Don’t take people for granted.
Don’t give up, no matter how much things suck, it will end. Whatever it is, just keep going and you’ll make it through and it will be worth it. If it’s a bad day, a week, or 4 years (fuck high school) it’ll end and someday something will happen and you’ll be so fucking happy you kept going. 

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