I can’t choose

I don’t want Tate or Carmouche to lose. 

I think Tate is awesome, but gay female Marines have to stick together. 

I don’t have BBC America…

so, basically, fuck everything. 

RIP Gabriel García Márquez

"the heart’s memory eliminates the bad and magnifies the good, and thanks to this artifice we manage to endure the burden of the past" ~ Love In The Time Of Cholera

A bit late, but this is my favorite Gabriel García Márquez quote.

restlesslyaspiring:

pearlsandink:

Men’s Rights Activists.

OH MY GOD THIS IS A PERFECT REPRESENTATION

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I don’t understand how these things happen….

I got home from work around 6, I ate dinner, then watched Game of Thrones…now it’s after 10:00….

hotslut69:

did everyone just quietly forgive pharrell for being in blurred lines

not everyone. 

Can’t talk shit on Robin Thicke and keep singing Pharrell’s praises. 

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can-i-be-your-favorite-bird:

it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it

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stunningpicture:

Milk in cookie cup.

stunningpicture:

Milk in cookie cup.

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stunningpicture:

Cookie in a milk cup.

stunningpicture:

Cookie in a milk cup.

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senorablack:

bobsgifs:

broblerones:

"animated tv shows for adults can’t really be funny unless they’re offensive, it’s called satire!"
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I’ll just leave this here.

lmao bobs face. maybe this is why i love bobs burgers so much. i cant remember an episode where i was like ‘oooh naw bobs burgers that wasn’t cool’ execpt maybe the child molester burger episode that was weird as fuck. but yeah no this show is usually pretty solid.

I love this. I hate that most animated shows rely on poop humor and being offensive. I love Bob’s Burgers. 

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asker

Anonymous asked: i really want to ask you out so bad but i know you don't want me to

You know nothing, Jon Snow. 

I don’t understand why people get so upset at being told they have privilege.

queenfattyoftherollpalace:

Being privileged doesn’t make you a bad person, denying your privilege does.
Having privilege doesn’t mean that your life is sunshine and rainbows. It means that society favors people like you.
Your personal experiences do not erase your privilege.
Don’t be upset about being told you are privileged, be upset that the things systematically given to you are denied from others.

Yes. I consider my life kind of shitty for the most part, and I know many people of color who have much better lives than me, but that has nothing to do with the fact that I benefit from white privilege. It doesn’t mean that my life is going to automatically turn out better, but it means that I start out with less working against me.  

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theyellowbrickroad:

the worst way for friendships to end is for literally nothing to go wrong, you just stop talking. they stop messaging you to see how youre doing and you get sick of being the first one to initiate conversation so you just let the friendship go and wonder how that person is doing and never hear from them again

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